We like drinking games. We also like getting fancy. Tomorrow marks the 84th annual Academy Awards, otherwise known as the perfect opportunity to do both (without having to deal with SPORTZ–ew). Whether you’re into movies or just looking at sexy people, we recommend you do so to the tune of shots on shots on shots. Plus, what better way to prepare for Spring Break, which, holy tits, is like one week away WUT? Anyway, back to business. Here are the five simple rules that will have you on the floor before you get the chance to spot even a single nip slip:
And this time they brought friends! According to our sources, Cookie Monster was joined by such animated stars as Mickey and Minnie Mouse, all of whom were shaking their groove things to the musical stylings of Bubba Sparx. How else would they promote Cream & Sugar? Because yes, that is what they were doing. More photos after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
Looks like a couple friendly neighborhood Muppets are sweeping the clouds away over on 39th & Spruce. Elmo seems to be going in for the hug in this photo sent in by a tipster, but who’s underneath that furry facade? Can they tell us how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? If you’ve got any inside scoop, be a friend and share with us in the comments.
A tipster sent us a photo of this sign outside Cream & Sugar, which closed early today “due to a recent invasion of MUPPETS!” Oh right, just a routine invasion of muppets.
A muppet invasion, of course, raises a number of questions! Does one call a muppet exterminator? Is there a muppet problem in West Philadelphia? Has anyone else ever realized that Cream and Sugar is really just a bake sale disguised as a store?
Okay, but all jokes and questions aside (and we won’t even bother picking on the strange grammar)…WHAT THE HELL?!