Apropos absolutely nothing, here are a couple bizarre things you can find in Urban Outfitters–the number one place to buy things you regret buying almost immediately after buying them– this week.
Come and get it! These “crystals” are only $6 (unless otherwise labeled,) making them a steal, probably. Great for use as magical healing stones, they also double as things to throw at people not as good at interior decorating as you are.
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Calling All "Prostitution Whores"–
"Real Housewives of New Jersey" and "Celebrity Apprentice" humanlike Vessel of Evil Teresa Giudice
will be visiting the Penn Bookstore on June 13th
to sign copies of her new cookbook Fabulicious!: Fast & Fit
, because why not? Mark your calendars now, friends!
We’re getting reports of Jon Bon Jovi sightings all over campus, from Huntsman to the Button (see: above) to someone’s dorm in the Quad. Perhaps he’s doing a tour with son Jesse? After all, he is at just the right age to start scouting out colleges.
Got any other pics of the man himself? Send them our way.
Wawa: the drunk, broke, starving, lazy, gluttonous college student’s real-life fantasy. There is perhaps no entity on campus, not even Madame President herself, revered as much as the munchie-drunchie-hoagie-milkshake-chicken strips on a bed of macaroni-all nighter snack stop havens on 36th and Chestnut and 38th and Spruce.
So it might seem crazy that a group of Cherry Hill, NJ residents are complaining about the potential construction of a Super Wawa in their neighborhood, as NBC Philadelphia reports. Traffic, noise, safety and light pollution are among their grievances, but c’mon, guys. Are you really gonna let the low-rumbling of motors keeping your kids up at night get in the way of 24/7 access to Watermelon Sour Patch Kids right from your backyard? We call shenanigans.