Our weekend shopping trip yeilded an interesting discovery: FroGro has new winter-themed plastic bags! Now, unless we are mistaken, these bags were only introduced very recently. Starbucks and other companies start getting all snowflakey around November, so why did FroGro wait until January? Could it be that they made some sketchy deal for discount post-holiday bags? Developing…

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Happy new year! We’re either about 20 hours late on this, or we opted to hold off calling the new year until the majority of precincts were reporting, CNN-style. Either way, a happy and a healthy to you and yours. Instead of looking backwards, we’re looking ahead to Spring ‘09, which begins in just two short weeks! Or less than that, actually. But still way later than the Obama girls, who report to Sidwell Friends on Monday. (Suckers.)
We’ve made the following resolutions on behalf of Penn: