You were wrong. We’ve combed through and selected our favorites, compiling a collection chock full of mustaches and people who could afford to spend more time practicing seductive faces in the mirror (Kidding! We’re into it). CONTEST ALERT: Captions for photos six and seven are blank so that we can identify our most clever readers of them all. We want funny.
Photo 1: “We’re using such weird metaphors.”
Gabe Martinez’s Photo I class poses on the no-longer-graffiti-covered Button.
For obvious reasons, we feel a certain sense of stewardship over the “art piece, LOL!” that is the Button. That’s why we were not particularly jazzed upon receiving this photo tip. For the second year in a row, it looks like DZine2Show is soiling our blogging spot with a soft-core pornographic photo-shoot! We are so confused about why students partake in this, and will be interested to see the type of clothing they suggest wearing for sub-button intercourse.
Until then, we’ll be wishing on every shooting star we see that they switch things up for the next issue. Hanging upside down from the peace sign naked, perhaps? Urinating on the Ben Bench? Making love on the Love statue? There are so many public works of art that they have yet to deface!