Just a few days ago, a History of Globalization class received the saddest email ever from one extremely distressed classmate. After breaking his nose that morning and landing himself in the hospital, this kid’s only wish was to have not missed a pop quiz. Our tragic hero refused to sit idly by and emailed the class listserv, only to discover that the feared pop quiz had in fact occurred. At least your day didn’t suck this much. Feel better pal. Maybe this will help.
There are two ways to look at the litany of events lined up for Fling weekend: the first (otherwise known as the worst) is as an overwhelming, panic-inducing period of time when you’ll be perpetually questioning your sanity. The other (better) way to look at this weekend, however, is as a challenge.
If you, like us, are into challenges that involve booze and fried things, then throw on some plastic neon sunglasses and get ready: we’re giving you a *~*POP QUIZ*~*. Put your hand down and all those silly notes away–it’s go time, betches.
WHERE WILL YOU BE FLUNG THIS WEEKEND?
1. What is your breakfast of choice?
a. Grape nuts
b. Grape nuts with vodka
c. Breakfast? Like…breakfast for dinner?
d. Last night’s conquest