A man on Locust Walk handed a tipster this flyer yesterday at around 5 p.m. While this isn’t the type of missing poster we’re used to seeing, it has been rather steamy in Philly recently, and perhaps some clouds could do us good. If you happen to tweet at the oddball specified on the paper, you’ll find a “Philadelphia Doom Fortress”-based “raconteur and thought criminal.” Cute!

Well, you might want to clear your schedule for Jason, a College sophomore who’s taken to the Walk to find his formal date. Ladies, feel free to contact this bachelor at needaformaldateatsas.upenn.edu@gmail.com, but be wary—while his sign might say “future doctor,” his pretty handwriting definitely screams “physician assistant.”

Great, well now you have. Check out this poster for yourself next time you’re at Hill, and keep your eyes (and Kraft slices) peeled for Gilligan.