Spotted on the big periodic table in CHEM 102 yesterday, one of these (–>) Walter White missing posters is slapped up on bromine. Oh Mr. White, he’s probably somewhere out there, more dazed, confused, and lost than the kids taking orgo this semester. P.S. If you haven’t seen Breaking Bad yet, you’re probably also someone who fell for this.
A man on Locust Walk handed a tipster this flyer yesterday at around 5 p.m. While this isn’t the type of missing poster we’re used to seeing, it has been rather steamy in Philly recently, and perhaps some clouds could do us good. If you happen to tweet at the oddball specified on the paper, you’ll find a “Philadelphia Doom Fortress”-based “raconteur and thought criminal.” Cute!
Well, you might want to clear your schedule for Jason, a College sophomore who’s taken to the Walk to find his formal date. Ladies, feel free to contact this bachelor at firstname.lastname@example.org, but be wary—while his sign might say “future doctor,” his pretty handwriting definitely screams “physician assistant.”