BREAKING: Webley Resigns From The UA, For Real This Time
The former king of the jungle finally rears his head in resignation.
To recap, Alec Webley, the former UA Chair, sort of resigned last week, but then reclaimed his seat. Tonight, he sent an email to the UA officially declaring his resignation once and for all. We reported that last week’s events went down with an incendiary tone, but in tonight’s letter, Webley claims the DPizzle (and us, we assume) blew things up a little. Anyway, he said everyone (including him) makes mistakes and we’re forgiven. Thx, Weblz.
In the letter, Webley says his reasons for finally peacing out are three-fold: 1) he claims the new UA President Matt Amalfitano and Co. don’t need or want him around anymore, 2) his successors will hold it down just fine and have a better learning experience, and 3) “There is more to college than student government, and in the one year remaining to me I’d like to sample more of the opportunities that college provides.” Ya don’t say! We’ll see you at Smoke’s, Alec.
Of course, we wouldn’t expect any less in a signature:
Alec Webley
The Last Chairman of the Undergraduate Assembly
Notorious Ginger
Free man
The letter in full, after the jump.