Try to think back, before your headache and irritable stomach, before the substances and barbecue that made them thus, before you even donned your Fl1nG T4NK on Friday. On Thursday, UTB gave you some homework. Now we’re collecting it.

1. Submit your Shoutouts (cause, like, they’re DUE TOMORROW and you haven’t yet) to the box over thurr —>

2. Send us your pics with Fling Stanley so that you can become Internet Famous.

3. Send us your texts from Fling, area code included.

Our email is tips@underthebutton.com. Don’t delay, because this counts for 30% of your semester grade and you KNOW you bombed the midterm.

You may not have realized it, but today marks the halfway point of summer 2011 (what, we know, that’s crazy, etc). Assuming you’re moving in at the start of NSO, August 31, there’s only 53 days until move-in. And for the 2011 grads, it’s been awesome totally lame to still read UTB for 53 days. Whether you’re starting summer II or just missed the memo that we’ve been updating all season, we’ve got the top ten stories for you to catch up on to be in the know.

10. Marathon Closed: The earth, she gave a massive rumble, and just like that a campus anchor was no more. Students and alums alike mourned the loss of a place we never went to all that much, anyway. Read the rest of this entry »