In a bizarre act of scheduling contortion, the Penn powers that be have decided to forgo the constraints of normal weekly progression. Monday will be Monday, Tuesday will by Thursday, and Wednesday will be Friday.
But those of us who tend to over-think things in a spectacular frenzy (the vast majority of UTB writers) are plagued by unanswerable questions. Will Thursday be Tuesday? Or will it be Saturday? Another Thursday? Where do Wednesday and Tuesday go? If no one’s here on Wednesday does Friday even happen? If Tuesday is Thursday is Tuesday Thanksgiving?
In case you needed yet another Penn events webthing slash aggregator, check out EasySocial. But don’t close this tab just yet, because we want to know, seriously, is EasySocial any different from the rest? Well it turns out: somewhat!
ES—can we call it that?—catalogs not only your standard on-campus goings-on, but also those sometimes elusive bar specials and off-campus parties. Plus, it lets you post your very own events. If you’re still reading (god bless), here’s a bonus info nugget for ya: it was made by two Penn senior guys and honestly, who knows parties better, right?
So when it comes down to it, you’ve now got events@penn, TheRedCup, and EasySocial all at your disposal. Happy HapPENNings!
Ah, the last few hours of class have finally wrapped up, which means you’re anxious for Fling to begin! Below, UTB provides you with a breakdown of this weekend’s activities. This is obviously by no means a complete list, but rather a sampling of what Fling has to offer. (In other words, we’re not tryna rain on anyone’s unregistered parade.)
Shall we? Yes, please! >>>>