Oy vey. That’s not how anyone wants to end ~*SPRinG BREAK 2k13*~, is it? The PSYC 162 listserv was treated to quite the email this afternoon, and it’s almost as good as if it said the prof was cancelling the midterm. Prank or not, we hope someone learned her lesson. Don’t be screenshotting your Snapchats!
Spotted in the VP bathrooms. Click to zoom.
Tired of sending romantic texts meant for your boyfriend to your dad instead? Accidentally mass SnapChat that picture of your ta-tas? Have no fear, overly touchy, PDA couples with matching profile pictures – there’s an app for that.
Between is Penn’s latest venture into the world of iPhone apps. According to its description, “Between is a private mobile space for you and your special someone. Share photos, texts, voice messages, and special days on Between to make your great relationship even better.” Ew.
In other words, a more secretive way for you to send nudie pics to your special someone. Merry Christmas, baby.
Still hungover? Too afraid to inspect the textual evidence of last weekend’s embarrassments? We heard you last Fling, and this year we want to hear you again.
Back by popular demand is Texts From Fling, otherwise known as your opportunity to (semi-)anonymously induct your drunk/high/completely effing faced friends into the realm of interweb hilarity. So scour your inbox, send your best gems (don’t forget the area code!) to firstname.lastname@example.org by WEDNESDAY at MIDNIGHT and we’ll post the best ones later this week.
Are you the bee’s knees in bed? Buzz off (JKJK we luv u bb, stay). Regardless of your sexual prowess, VagMons is co-sponsoring an educational workshop regarding S-E-X from which even the sexiest of sexy sexters can learn.
The workshop, led by renowned Human Sexuality educator and consultant(!!!) Al Vernacchio, is titled “Have Great Sex: Optimizing Your Sex Life” and will be nothing like the Sex Ed you experienced in middle school (looking at you, “educational” “pamphlets”). Check out the dirrty deetz below:
Who: Al Vernacchio
What: Have Great Sex: Optimizing Your Sex Life
When: TOMORROW, 2/21, at 7 p.m.
Where: Claudia Cohen G17
Why: Suggested donation is $5, and all proceeds go to Women Organized Against Rape, which is, like, a pretty sweet deal considering you’ll be learning how to have all the sexy times, yeah? We think so too.
“Campus’ favorite” new phone-friendly PennApp — MeepMe — made its campus debut last Thursday night at Smoke’s. Reps for the app gave willing participants “MEEPID” numbers at the door, and from what we hear (or received screenshots of), Penn jumped at the chance to get its skeeze on. MeepMe cruised straight past an “interactive way to flirt” and on to a service resembling those late night just-for-local-singles hotlines.
The verdict: MeepMe is glorified anonymous sexting, tailor made for phone-happy and direct social interaction-inept dorks like us. And Penn guys are creepy. The combination has Smoke’s’ dance floor live-cams beat for the strangest (but also most hilarious) addition to late-night boozing on campus.
Want in on some of the action? The MeepMe crew will be setting up shop at Blarney tonight. For more of last Thursday’s MeepMe conversations, see after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »