Who Let The Dogs Out? Penn’s student job listings include a post from a grad student seeking shih-tzu dog sitter.  If you’re a puppy-lover,  you can be paid $20-25 per day to either stay in the Center City apartment, visit the puppy for a few hours each day, or keep the puppy with you over Winter Break.

This is an awesome opportunity for anyone who’s getting kicked out of their room but is sticking around Philly for the holidays.  In order to be selected, you need to get at them with your resume and a brief summary of your experience with dogs. So go ahead and have yourself a hairy canine Christmas!

Next time you check Student Employment Office website, instead of applying for a boring and traditional student job like “Office Assistant” or “Research Assistant” you may want to consider another alternative: Brand Ambassadress.  WorldWideWebWars Tournament is coming to Penn and lacks “sexy and business savvy” females.

These engineers-turned-businessmen are looking for an individual who will recruit additional “w4girls” and “parties at least once a week”.  They will pay you $12 per hour for your efforts and cover your transportation and food/drink expenses.  They also guarantee that “you’ll be taken care of”.  This  job posting kind of sounds like a sketchy operation, but if you like more adventure in your life, go ahead and reach out to them!