Pictured here is a freshman after drunkenly crashing to the ground. It’s nice to see the guy on the left helping her up. The girl on the right, however, has a glow stick, so she is excused. We warned you about wearing high heels with a high BAC! [File under: DON'T.]
Attention freshmen: Yes, we realize that you’ll probably be unconscious within 12 hours of reading this post, and yes, we’re going to be there to take photos and show them to the university (we’re joking, honestly!), but not without heeding some advice first. Here are 20 tips to get you started on your first few days at Penn:
- If you’re a girl, save us all the trouble and wear flats when you go out and get drunk. Just don’t do it, okay?
- If you’re a guy, frat boys will only be nice to you during NSO, so enjoy the keg while it lasts.
- No funny business with anyone on your hall…yet. You’re going to be living together all year, remember? Read the rest of this entry »