[Disclaimer: Papyrus is such a joke. So is this post.] Finals are coming up soon! This sucks, we know. But you know what doesn’t suck? Getting free stuff! Luckily for you, we’ve teamed up with some of Penn’s favorite campus institutions to get you more of what you want. It’s like Groupon, but for stuff you actually want to use– like not kankle removal or cupcake decorating classes. You’re welcome in advance.
New Style Pizzeria
You buy: 2 large pizzas (any toppings)
You get: One bulletproof vest.
You buy: 3 burritos (guacamole not included)
You get: One roll of toilet paper and a clean linen-scented aerosol air freshener
When we heard Buttercream was stopping by campus we were looking like this. Then we told you guys and you listened! We showed up and it was packed. The line you see up there is only about half of it. Luckily, we landed some cupcakes! Red Velvet was sold out so we opted for a Chocolate Peanut Butter. Our analysis after the jump.