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Let the Punishment Fit the Crime.
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2gether 4ever muahmuah
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ALERT! You're not being elusive!! He thinks you're really weird!!
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The Daily Pennsylvanian to be 100% Chinese by 2050
When reached for comment, a representative of The DP replied “申し訳ありませんが、英語は話せません。”