This year’s incarnation, the Fire Horse, promises rapid change and transformation, an untamed force that refuses stagnation. To many ket-heads, this is less a prediction than a confirmation: the universe is finally speaking their language.
“Certainly, his parents are very proud of him,” stated researchers, “but when they look at their neighbor’s son who played football in high school and went to a state school and is now working as an actuary at a regional insurance company, they can’t help but wonder: can their child thrive outside the structure of an educational institution?”
Make sure the cream rises to the top!
There are still some good men out there!
Don't. Mess. With. My. Clothes, Ho.
No, you cannot go around abbreviating this one.
“It’s an outrage,” said one student who wishes to remain anonymous. “I can excuse most of the things they did on that island, but I draw the line at animal abuse.”
Who needs to obey the traffic lights? Only a weak person with a fragile mindset, who believes that the Philly driver who is simultaneously on Snapchat and vaping will hit them.
A Guy from a Northeastern City has some opinions about recent temperatures.
Don't. Mess. With. My. Clothes, Ho.
Who needs to obey the traffic lights? Only a weak person with a fragile mindset, who believes that the Philly driver who is simultaneously on Snapchat and vaping will hit them.
“Thank God that freak Elon isn’t here. That guy really sucks. Fucking weirdo.”
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