Penn To Dartmouth: Our Chad Hangs Lower Than Yours
October 27, 2008 at 3:45 pm
The UA sent out an email this morning notifying Penn students that the universitywill be throwing down against Dartmouth to see which school will have the higher voter turnout next Tuesday. Apparently, the point of this duel is to "show the student body at Dartmouth College why Penn rocks and why they went to the wrong Ivy League school." Since New Hampshire is only worth 4 electoral votes and Pennsylvania is worth 21, it would appear that they did in fact go to the wrong school in terms of swing state-age. Politically-aware burn!
In the vein of summer camp Color War call-and-responses, UTB offers this inspirational chant: "We've got an interest in the issues affecting the future of this country, in particular the stumbling economy, the housing crisis, the changing tax brackets, healthcare, and the never-ending international conflicts. HOW BOUT YOU"