What's your sign? And other exercises in applied astrology

We haven't heard much about Amy Gutmann lately.  How's she doing?  What does she think of Sarah Palin?  Since we'd like to catch up with Amy, but don't actually, um, know her, we decided to look up her horoscope and extrapolate from there.  If this "public figure" Facebook page is to be believed, Amy Gutmann's birthday is November 19, making her a Scorpio.  Scorpios are known for being intense and powerful, but also mysterious and secretive.  According to our favorite astrologer, this month Scorpios are having a tough time forging ahead in their projects, and are even considering switching jobs!  Oh noes!

So crazed might you be at the office, if you've never liked your job, you may be tempted to quit and change jobs near October 14. That wouldn't be a wise idea - you are likely to jump into a job with many of the same problems. Also your new job would be on a par with this one, not a step up. In other words, you'd be making a lateral move - who needs that?

AstrologyZone also sees a party in Gutmann's future:

The month ends on a simply fantastic note. Halloween is a favorite holiday, and it comes at birthday time each year, but this year this fun holiday is so perfectly blessed that it will be far more interesting, exciting, fun, and lively than any in recent memory! Throw a costume party! With Mars and Uranus so perfectly aligned, you have the makings of a party to end all parties!

The horoscope advises that Gutmann can expect romance on the following days: October 10-11, 19, 28-29, and 31.

All in all, looks like our President's going to have a trying but ultimately rewarding month.  Do us proud, Amy!