Shaquille O'Twitter: Too Good To Be True

Shaquille O’Neal aka Shaq Fu aka Kazaam has a Twitter. Incredible. We all need to follow this, guys. Convergences between ridiculous, cocky superstar athletes and strange social networking websites come along about as often as Philadelphia championships. Cherish this – it’s the nerdiest thing to happen to the NBA since Shawn Bradley. I love the image of Shaq sitting in the back of the Suns team bus, hunched over his cell phone, typing beautiful Tweets like “About to sit in the cold tub for about 20 min, then i'm a shoot some free throws” and “I just texted gary payton, one of the greatest point guards ever”. You know what, those are things we needed to know. Thanks, Shaq! I just hope this leads to more athletes embracing the internet. I can’t be the only person hungry for an Alge Crumpler Tumblr.