Officially Not Penn State

Procrastination drives a man to do some crazy things. And one of those things, at least for a friend and me, is browsing Penn's Web site.

Admittedly, I never did this in high school, nor when I was applying to transfer for Penn. After all, everyone knows that a college's Web site isn't any more informative than a quick list of stats from the College Board or those books designed to help confused high school juniors pick out their dream school. Indeed, the only new information I've ever gotten from them was the value of a school's Computer Science and/or Graphic Design departments.

But perusing Penn's Web site did turn up one interesting tidbit, and that's the adminstration's stance on Penn State.

No kidding? As if that weren't apparent from the next FAQ?

Eat your heart out, Nittany Lions.