So Meaty

Burger King is all about having it your way spray: the hamburger chain just debuted a line of cologne. I KID YOU NOT, PEOPLE. It's available online and at Ricky's NYC, for a mere $4. (Coming soon to Douglas Cosmetics?  We can only hope.)  I implore you to check out its sensual website, firemeetsdesire.com. The fragrance is being marketed as "the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat." First Penn State perfume, now this... honestly, what's next?!

Give us your most outrageous scent suggestions in the comments!