Street Is Just Joshing Your Pickle, Bro

We are saddened to report that today's issue of Street (the joke issue!) is the last one of the semester. But luckily it's a good one! Contrary to what some people with poor reading comprehension skills think, Street is not a joke every week — it is funny, yes, but our interviews, reviews, and features are all REAL. Except for this week. Ahem. So now that we've gotten that out of the way, feast your eyes on Street U., our state school alter ego.

Inside, you'll find the eagerly anticipated Cultural Elite '08, a list of seniors whose reputations precede them...a fashion guide to get you through the big game...an interview with our hero Dave Matthews...a guide to Street U. for prospective students...a class registration tip sheet...and much more!

Tonight's "writers' meeting" will be held at Smoke's — meet at the Street office (4015 Walnut) at 6:30 and we'll head there together. And don't worry, we'll still be blogging off and on through finals.