Pulling A Stetson...

Quakers, rejoice - you can now use the above phrase for someone other than, well, Dean Lee Stetson. According to our very own Philadelphia Inquirer, Charles Isdell, Jr., longtime director of the Philadelphia airport, has announced his sudden retirement. This resignation comes on the heels of a Fox News investigation that revealed Isdell's residence in - gasp! - New Jersey. Apparently, employees of the city are required to live in the city, so Isdell's Cherry Hill pad didn't fly with Mayor Nutter. Although Isdell did improve Philly's customer service ratings (according to J.D. Power and Associates, at least), here's hoping his successor will make sure that our flights actually leave on time.