Harvard Occasionally Produces Things That Don't Suck

It's ironic that this didn't pop up under your Events or make your News Feed, but today is Facebook's fifth birthday! Gawker seems to think this is a sign of the apocalypse, but we have a feeling they're just jealous that there's another website out there that's even better at creepy, compulsive stalking than they are. Even though it's totally possible that Mark Zuckerberg stole the idea from four other kids at Harvard, we don't really care; UTB supports any excuse to party.