Office Hours, Now In Session

Oh hey there, adoring fans.  Are you sitting in the library or Huntsman right now, losing a fight-to-the-death battle with your bulk pack?  Never fear!  We are here to save you from boredom via the magic of instant messaging: UTB office hours are now in session!  Hit us up on Gchat or AIM with our handy-dandy handle, underthebutton@gmail.com.    Share some weekend gossip, ask us about the mysteries of the internet, whatever!  And we promise to accept your invitation to chat, unlike *ahem* the alleged Feb Club Guru, who totally rejected our asses.