Pledging: Still Bananas

Even as campus gradually de-populates in anticipation of spring break, pledges have not stopped doing ridiculous things.  A tipster sent us this shot of a gorilla chasing a banana down the walk.  We assume the banana is running in the direction of the fruit stand at 40th and Locust.

Doesn't the gorilla look like he's just walking, though? If you're gonna put in the effort of dressing up as a gorilla, you might as well sell it, no? Pledgemaster, we hope you won't tolerate this laziness.