F My Texts From Last Semester

Everybody's saying Texts From Last Night is the new FML.  To which we say: whatevskis, 34st Street totally had this idea back in 2007.  But yeah, Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln.

And for good measure, here are some Texts From Your UTB Editor's Phone:

(732): Hahaha...Donnelly's in the "HELL YEAH I'm a hot MILF!!!" Fb group

Donnelly was our (male) AP US History teacher in 10th grade.

(917): This isn't just another attempt to get psuedo name dropped again. Am I the only one who keeps getting stuck in vp elevators???

Everyone wants to be name-dropped on UTB!

(215): I could swear I just saw Liberty getting on a bus!

In reference to Degrassi's Liberty Van Zandt, presumably.

(917): Our neighbors in the back are playing faded.. We def started that comeback!!

We heard you, mystery frat boys, and take full credit for the soulDecision renaissance.

Have a funny text?  No one cares.  Comment!