Run For Your Life! An Early-Morning Van Pelt Stampede

UTB hears that tensions are high over in Van Pelt's Weigle digital media lab, where students must strategize if they want a chance to print out their end-of-the-semester-project-'n'-thesis posters.  The lab prints just seven posters today, a tipster (who was coincidentally eighth in line this morning) tells us.  Our tipster planned ahead, arriving at the library a full fifteen minutes before it opened for the day, but was not prepared for what happened next: "at 8:30, when the library opened, a literal stampede charged towards weigle, people running like wild animals."  Alas, the only remaining option was Campus Copy, for twice the price. Please join us in our outrage. This is extortion! A shakedown! Highway robbery!