Shatte's Triumphant Return

Before he left Penn a few semesters ago, Psych 001 lecturer Andrew Shatte was Penn's reigning Mr. Popularity, beloved for his Australian accent and stable of rehearsed jokes.  Well, watch out, Shatte fans, because your man is coming back...but hopefully you already know that, 'cause his lecture is invitation only.  For those who were snubbed, below is the ridiculous e-mail he just sent out announcing his one-night-only homecoming engagement .  (And do note the self-aggrandizing subject line; our Shatte was known for many things, but modesty wasn't one of them.)

From: "Andrew Shatte" Date: Thu, 9 Apr 2009 09:46:16 -0700 To: [Redacted] It was a list of 140 undergrads, and he didn't BCC. Nice. -Ed. Subject: SHATTE is BACK

Shatte' is coming back to Penn

For one night only. Professor Andrew Shatte' is back. He taught you in your first semester at Penn. And now he returns to bid you farewell with one final lecture. This is by invitation only. Please save the date.

Date: Monday, April 20th Time: 5 p.m. Place: Meyerson B1 Sponsor: Penn Environmental Group Topic: "Hardwired for Extinction: Why we're all going to die and what we can do about it"