We Like Anything With The Word "Street" In It

Let's say you lived in Hill freshman year. You had no air conditioning. Your double, for some inexplicable reason, was half the size of the single next door. In fact, your room was so small that you and your roommate could be in bed, reach out your arms, and hold hands (you know, if that's what you're into). On the last day of school, as you happily planned your move to the world of high rises, off-campus living, and beyond, you swore you would never return.

Well, you might want to reconsider. Find a frosh to swipe you into the Hill Dining Hall tonight. Distrito Chef Tim Spinner will be, according to Penn Dining, "cooking delicious modern Mexican cuisine" in Hill tonight from 5 p.m. - 7 p.m. Get your fill of good food now; soon it will be Fling, and you'll be existing on a diet of fried Oreos and beer.