Fun's Over, They're Moving Ben To A New Bench

July 8, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Today the University asserts its backbone, showing us that students can only urinate on a statue so many times before they have to face the consequences. A tipster writes that Sir Ben "is being moved to outside Steiny-D as we speak from its original spot near the compass." We never thought we'd see the day. Will this more visible location deter urination? Developing...