In Which We Are The Champions

There are all kinds of "authorities" out there claiming they have the power to determine which school is the best school in the country (or, to narrow it down to our own playing field, which Ivy League school is awesomer than all the rest). We, however, choose to only trust the source that has proven its ability to discern excellence— like one that knows how to decide who had the Best Week Ever. VH1 stepped up and hosted an Ivy League smackdown. A few proud Quakers represented our fine university on VH1's The Great Debate and proceeded to dominate the competition, kicking the asses of Harvard, Yale and Columbia. We declare this demonstration of excellence definitive proof that Penn is, in fact, The Best School Ever. Watch the clip below to bask in the glory: