The Need For Speed

Though the Penn Club in New York City is actually really legit, we're a little, well, curious about an event they're hosting tonight: Speed Networking.

We assume this is like speed dating, but for connection-making rather than love-making. All we can say is: someone from Wharton must be responsible.

We'd totally go, but registration closed last week. For now, we'll have to stick to networking in slow-mo.