We Don't Like Being Asked For Money We Don't Have Either

Once upon time Street employed an editor by the name of Stephen Morse. Morse was a ridiculous if entertaining character, even gaining 15 seconds of fame through his invention of the Assbrella in his post-Penn years. Morse was recently asked to donate to the Penn Fund. Absurdity ensued. Though these antics remind us of the spider e-mail of last fall, we enjoy the Penn twist.

Check out the entirety of the e-mail chain after the jump, because let's be honest, your internship is boring the shit out of you this afternoon. (Note: clicking on the e-mails makes them life-sized and just that much more enjoyable to read.)

But then Morse has a change of heart. We weren't privy to this attached self-portrait, but we do hope it incorporated the Assbrella. We applaud Dvorit, a former Bloomer, for her snappy response. If only she knew this was not the last she would be hearing from Morse.

We so weren't BCC'ed! We were however forwarded this correspondence, which ended with an MJ reference.

And with that, enjoy the rest of your Wednesday!