A Pick-Up Truck With A Pick-Up Line

Looks like there might be some people in Philly who love Speed Dating even more than we do! We spotted this truck on Walnut tonight, and totally would have hopped in to chat with a potential soul mate for 30 seconds, but it turns out those people in the window aren't real. Also it turns out that the speed dating does not in fact take place in the vehicle. Rip off!

We did, however, find out that this service has several events coming up, most of which have great tag lines and even better descriptions. Check them out (courtesy of speeddatephiladelphia.com), plus a little commentary of our own, after the jump.

Lost and Not Found: There are some good things about being single but the one thing that a lot of singles have in common is being kinda lonely. This is for people who been looking and been waiting to be found by that unique person to fill the missing spot in their heart.

(Being kinda lonely is definitely bad. But having a missing spot in your heart? Well that sounds even worse. If you been experiencing that, we'd suggest a trip to the doctor)

Asian Speed Dating: Asian come out for a nice casual evening and meet new people. We have a big community in the city of Asian people with a beautiful culture so come out and have a good time.

(Is this directed at one specific Asian? And also, where exactly is the city of Asian people?)

I m "Ready" for Love

(The description for this one isn't funny, but the tagline sure is! This event promises to be full of people pretending to be ready for love.)

NEW YEAR Fresh Start: Everyone who is looking for a Fresh Start in your love life and wants to start their New Year with a new someone come out. Bring the new year with a new beginning.

(There is an astounding number of subjects in that description! Don't forget to BYO New Year)