But What If You're Really Quiet?

Well, this is hilarious. According to CNN, Tufts University has created a new policy regarding sexual intercourse in dormitories. It forbids students from both having sex while a roommate is in the room, and inconveniencing a roommate by asking he or she to leave while you...make love.

No penalties for breaking the rules have been announced, nor has a plan for how one might enforce them. We imagine that at the very least, hanging a rubber band on the doorknob will have to be replaced by something less obvious to the roving RA.

Check out the video to hear what Tufts students have to say, as well as an anchorwoman who defines "sexile" in a dramatic fashion.