Hillel Takes Up Residence In Killadelphia

A concerned tipster sent us this photo, along with a message that said "I think that Orthodox Community at Penn Assassins (A.K.A. Kosher Assassins) has gotten a little bit out of hand.  I found this note scrawled on my door at about 1:50 am.  Those Orthos can be monsters." How did he know the time of the attack? Well, he must have been staring through the peephole to protect his territory, and keeping a running log of suspicious activity.

We did some research, and found out more about these "Kosher Assassins." The rules of the game as well as information about how to assassinate a target, how to use an OCP-issued gun, and what to say after a kill ("Bang bang, you're dead!") are available on their website, under a banner that reads "Our community is your community."

Despite the fact that the name of the game and the terminology used seem pretty socially unacceptable at this point, it does sound like fun. The tipster is probably just bitter because he's gonna get killed.