It's The Perfect Video

The last time we got atchyou with election coverage, print was still all the rage. But look out, Kasia "Fierce," because MJ Gitter just tore down your trillions of posters in one fell swoop. Don't get us wrong, MJ has posters too. Oh GOD does she have posters. But more importantly, she has a video. If you haven't seen it, that's weird. Watch it toute de suite!

There's a lot to take in, so we thought we'd help out by providing you with our Top 10 M(J)ost M(J)emorable M(J)oments, complete with screen shots and an animation!

Check it all out after the jump.

MJ exhibits subtle hints at a Communist platform.

MJ proves she is from the south by showing us this picture of a hefty Louisiana bluesman.

"We will giggle"? We've heard that one before.

MJ invites us to Mardi Gras With MJ, an event named after herself. Decades from now, when Mardi Gras With MJ has become a yearly tradition, the Class of 2064 will wonder, "Who was this 'MJ?' And did she wear a sparkly bikini?"

The return of Bowtie Guy.

Noodle?

“Can’t say she doesn’t have spunk and aren’t we always looking for diversity?” 1. The inflection suggests that spunk and diversity are synonymous. 2. Diversity?

"What happened at Mask and Wig last night?" Here's what happened: The audience arrived. Men came onto the stage dressed like women. They sang comedic songs. Some people laughed. The show ended. There was clapping. Everyone left.

A Vote for MJ is a vote for an extremely lenient sexual harassment policy (no party invitations!)