On The Origin Of The Locust Walk Troubadour

If you weren't on Locust about 5 minutes ago, we are really, really sorry, because that means you didn't get a chance to hear this fellow sing what sounded like the first chapter of Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species.

Talk about a prime example of natural selection! Just look at his wardrobe selection, his dainty gait, and his Pantene Pro-V commercial-worthy hair. Who wouldn't want to reproduce with him? He is truly "the fittest."

Mid-song picture after the jump.