Happy First Week Of Classes?

Today, when we finally got around to flipping our Penn Student Agencies academic calendars to November, we noticed that last Wednesday was listed as the "First Day of Classes." Here we were, thinking the semester had started on September 9. This is great news! We're not half as behind as we thought we were, nor have we missed as many classes.

In the case that this is a mistake (it couldn't be though, right?), we recommend giving it to professors in place of a doctor's note.