Water? We Barely Even Know Her!

Guys, stop emailing us with questions about what next year's academic theme is going to be. It's not that we didn't want to tell you - we just didn't know. But now we do. Penn has decided that next year's academic theme is going to be...everybody drum on your thighs for a minute...water!

Does this mean that, come next fall, everyone is going to be talking about Deadliest Catch and Blastoise and those things where you put water and some food coloring in two soda bottles and tape them together and shake them to make a hurricane? Unfortunately, probably not. Sounds like this is going to be an environment thing, but that can be fun, too.

The DP's got the full report here.