Penn Wins Ivy League Title

We knew we were going to have at least a share of the Ivy League title after today's game against Cornell, but who could have predicted how much we were going to dominate? We won 34-0 and steamrolled the Big Red like we were the Big Green. If this were a video game, Cornell would have "accidentally" unplugged the X-Box long before the final whistle because it was pretty embarrassing.

Now, did we predict this at the beginning of the season? Of course. But it didn't make the victory, or the fun slide under the barricade down to the field, any less awesome. So great job, football team. Also great job, security staff, for making sure we couldn't climb on the goal posts. That would not have ended well!