Buy A Sweatshirt, Have Your Palm Read

There is so much really, really weird fun stuff to do at the Penn Bookstore today! Where do we even begin?

1. You can get a psychic reading. "Lisa Barretta will be on-site signing copies of her brand new book, The Street-Smart Psychic's Guide to Getting the Good Reading. Get a mini-reading and enter for a free, complete psychic reading!" From 12 to 2!
2. You can have a creepy, Walmart-style family portrait taken. Or a solo shot. "Free professional photo in a winter scene setting - one per individual or group photos." From 1 to 6, today and tomorrow.
3. You can buy yourself another Penn hoodie. There's 20% off sale "on a wide selection of merchandise." This includes "toys for babies and tots" as well as "games for family," so it sounds like a definite don't miss.