Oh Captain, My Captain!

Don’t you sometimes wish you could find a life-size poster of Kirk Cameron, smack in the middle of your weekly issue of Street? Perhaps your quest for the perfect butterfly clip to pin back those nasty flyaway hairs, has left you feeling frustrated and alone. Or maybe you just want to learn how to make edible jewelry to wear to your BFFAEAE’s totally bomb pool party. Well this week, Street can show you how because it’s the Joke Issue, where prepubescent dreams come true!

This week, All That’s Ashley is here to answer your most embarrassing questions with some heartfelt advice. We have a rockin’ movie review of everyone’s faves, MK & A; a complex quiz to assess what kind of lip moisturizer best fits your quirky personalities and we test to see if you really have what it takes to be a Mambo #5 Girl.

But the Joke Issue wouldn’t be complete without Cultural Elite: the dreaded (for some) yet instantly satisfying (for all) Street-selected list of cool (or sometimes, totally uncool) seniors that you should want to know (of).

So, like, OK. As you’re about to embark on your last day of classes remember to pick up a copy of Tiger Street (or download the PDF) and let your teeny bopper adventures begin! And because we're really good at studying for finals, this week's writers' meeting will be tequila-filled at Smoke's. Check inside the issue to see if you've been crushed!