Oh No, This Attempt At Viral Marketing Says Fling Is Cancelled

A tipster sent us this photo of a random sign outside Houston. A random sign outside Houston is totally how they would cancel Fling, so we rushed to our computers and went to wtfpenn.net to find...a list of all the great things our student government has done for us? This one's going viral, you guys!

"Think Penn Student Government Does Nothing For You?" it asks. "Not really," we reply to our computer screens, "they provide services like Fling and Hey Day. Of course they do things." Then the website makes us look SO DUMB by telling us how the different branches of student government provide services for us like Fling and Hey Day.

At the end it says we should go to the State of the School tomorrow night at 6 p.m. in College Hall. If we were to guess what the State of the School is from this website, it is a campus full of unappreciative dorks who don't recognize all the great, wonderful, fun things its awesome student government does for it. Cannot WAIT.

Here's something fun, though: if you accidentally go to wtfpenn.com, you get redirected to sony.com. Oh cool, look at all the hip, versatile electronics that cater to our on-the-go lifestyle!