Temple To Get A Jazzed Up Fro Gro

When you came to campus freshman year, you were so excited that there was a spiffy-looking supermarket nearby. "It's probably just like Whole Foods!" you thought. That is, until you drunkenly went inside at 3 a.m. and realized most of what they sell is homoerotic birthday cakes and mysterious rice cakes.

Beginning next Friday, after what we imagine will be a bumpin' ribbon cutting ceremony, the students of Temple University (and Northwest Philly residents too) now get to enjoy the smoke and mirrors effect of FroGro on an even grander scale. Because their new outpost looks SO nice.