Freshman Girls Do the Darndest Things

Here's a good one from the gossip grapevine: Greek ladies report that during the first day of sorority rush, some freshman girl had the oh-so-brilliant idea of writing "Santa Claus" on her calling cards instead of her real name. But after making a few rounds around the houses, the sorority girls couldn't take the confusion and kicked "Santa" out.

The best part? The impostor didn't understand why she was getting the boot.