NSOver Again?

Remember when all those idealistic Stud-Gov freshmen candidates were running around campus, littering Penn with posters, videos, and impossible promises? Well, apparently those who won have stuck true to their word and created some sort of time machine to bring us all back to the debauchery of first semester. Either that, or it's a bunch of random events this week that apparently resemble NSO.

While we're not sure if we remember any of these happening the last time around (and can someone please tell us what a "Goodcrush" is?), we can't exactly trust our memory so they might be worth checking out. And we are definitely digging the discounts.

Don't know what to wear to Freshman Formal? Class Board has you covered. Watch the instructional promo vid and read the whole e-mailed schedule for this week (courtesy of 2013 prez Jonathon Youshaei) after the jump.

Monday) GOODCRUSH. This is exciting. What: Guys submit names of 5 crushes. Girls do same. Crushees then get anonymous email saying "You have a crush at Penn." BUT (this is crazy) if there's a match, we'll reveal names to each. And yes, this is the PERFECT way to find a Formal date. When: email comes MONDAY/submit by TUESDAY 10 PM. Where: Your inbox.

Friday) JIMMY JOHN's BOOGIE on BLADES. We've rented out the ice rink. What: Free ice skating rentals, music, and Jimmy John's. Bring Penncards. When: 1:45-3:15 PM Where: Class of 1923 Arena

Friday) $5 MOVIE NIGHT. We've rented out The Bridge. What: See Denzel's "The Book of Eli" or any movie you choose for $5. When: 9:00-11:00 PM start times Where: The Bridge

Saturday) SALON SPECIAL. Time to look good  (not that you don't already). What: Huge 40% OFF all hair, nail, manicure, pedicure, etc. before Formal. When: All day (1st come, 1st serve. Group reservations encouraged. Max 6 in each) Where: Saturn Salon

Saturday) THE FRESHMAN PRINCE of BEL AIR. The Freshman Formal. What: Opening band: Slow Dance Chubby. DJ: Zete's Holden Cross. Catering provided. Freshman Prince and Princess crowned - each winners of 2 round-trip tickets to NYC. Giveaway: signature 2013 drawstring bags. Tickets:  $13 in advance on Locust. $20 at door. (So it's 20,13 - Hilarious we know) When: 9 PM Where: Hall of Flags

ALL WEEK) NSOver AGAIN SPECIALS. Only w/ 2013 Penncard.

20.13% off Copabanana (4000 Spruce) 20.13% off Sang Kee Noodle House (3549 Chestnut) 25% off New Deck Tavern (3408 Sansom) 15% off Philadelphia Runner (3621 Walnut) 40% off Saturn Salon (3426 Sansom) 25% off Slainte Pub & Grill (3000 Market) 20% off Douglas Cosmetics (3603 Walnut)