When Walking Becomes The New Biking

For many of us, biking is the chosen mode of transportation around campus. Walking to class or to Commons just isn't as much fun, especially because the probability of smashing wheel-first into that annoying chick from down the hall is seriously minimized. But what's a biker to do when their best friend is trapped in the snow? It appears that walking is the new biking until the snow melts. Though saddening for all cycling enthusiasts, this is good news for all those who seem to be targets of the ferocious four-wheeling menaces on Locust Walk.