Late Night Bagels?!

Given Penn's demographics, we were a little surprised that this idea hadn't come along sooner. According to a Facebook event, Friday will be the first night you can satisfy that hankerin' you've always had- attention late-night bagels!

The bagels are from Bagel Boss, a Long Island favorite, which boasts deliver-ability across the country. Ordering bulk Bagel Boss and re-selling to Penn kids in the wee hours... clever, Late Night Bagels! We see what you did there.

The price and menu are still forthcoming, so check the event for updates. In the meantime, practice saying "schmear" to yourself so the deliverer can't tell you haven't been to synagogue in three years.