We Need A New Quaker!

Do you have what it takes to fill this Quaker vacancy? The athletic department is holding auditions for someone to be the new Ben.

All you need to do is upload a video to YouTube in which you tell how good a Quaker you'd make and send it to nearyjp@pobox.upenn.edu by April 30th. If you're good, you get an in-person tryout. If you're bad, hopefully someone sends us the video.

Just think of all the perks of being the mascot. Promoting school spirit, being the star of campus events, getting your head Photoshopped on things... but more importantly, think of all the pickup lines! It'd be a shame to waste this opportunity.